Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Why was the chicken happy?

A: Everything was eggcellent.

Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

What do you call a rooster with erectile dysfunction?

Boneless chicken.

What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the car swerve off the road?

It hit the chicken. Bazing!

Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

A: So you'll never know which side he's on.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Princess Di cross the road?

Interia

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

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Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

Kfc Jokes More Kfc Jokes

Why do black people always finish first in a running race?

There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.

Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC