Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

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Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?

He wanted to lay it on the line !

Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you call a president crossing the road?

A presidestrian

Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross history and a cow?

A moo-suem.

What do you get when you cross a baseball with a turkey?

A fowl ball!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What would you hear at a cow concert?

Moo-sic!

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

Kfc Jokes More Kfc Jokes

Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC