He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.
They egg-cersize.
The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.
Did you ever try to shut off a rooster
For hentertainment !
Look out for the mice!
Why did the house cross the road, One of the most difficult to solve cross the road jokes, I'll give the answer when you all give.
To get to the other side
To say hello from the other side.
Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person
One has a job.
After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.