Where did the API go to eat?

To the RESTaurant.

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Why did the bird go to the restaurant?

Tweet!

Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

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What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!