When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".

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How did Jennifer Aniston find her fiancee?

She looked very Theroux-ly.

Why do some fish always look high?

Because of all the seaweed.

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When does Sean Connery like to show up at Wimbeldon?

Tennish.

Why men like to fishing so much?

They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

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What do you call a grenade thrown into a restaurant in France?

French Toast.

What restaurant does a fast food worker/hacker work at?

HackDonalds.

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What was the most pivotal point in Jesus' ministry?

When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!

Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.

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Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.