When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".

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What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

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Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

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Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

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What's the difference between an arts student and a table?

A table can support itself

Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

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Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.

Where are you from?

So where are you from?" "I'm a Liberian" "Oh sorry" *whispers*