Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher pig?

Because he was an old boar.

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How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

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Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!