Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher pig?

Because he was an old boar.

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What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?

Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway.

Why is it so hard to help deaf people?

Because they never listen.

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Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher pig?

Because he was an old boar.

How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep?

She reads them pig tales.