Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid?

They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.

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Why can't a Blonde make Kool-Aid?

She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.

What's water?

so she wouldn't feel stupid.

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Why can't blondes make Kool Aid?

Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.

What STD does a hip black man get?

Kool-AIDs