Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid?

They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make?

A wind tunnel.

Why can't blondes make ice cubes?

A: They always forget the recipe.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

What do people who don't like the slippery slope argument call it?

The slippery slope fallacy

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

What do you call a gorilla in water?

Harambait.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

Why are all those people running?

A: Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

Kool Aid Jokes More Kool Aid Jokes

What's the difference between a religion and a cult?

A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.

Why did the cultists drink the Kool-Aid?

To get to the other side.