Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid?

They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.

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What a BLONDE will ask the doctor in the maternity ward?

A: "Is it mine "

Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

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We don't like anything white on our land.

What do you call a stingy douchebag who likes plants?

A prick

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How do you tell if water is true or false?

Bring it to a bool.

Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

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What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.

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The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

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What's the difference between a religion and a cult?

A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.

Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid?

They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.