Why don't native Americans like snow?

We don't like anything white on our land.

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Why are a good majority of Americans obese?

At least the food won't take away their rights. Do a little oppression of their own.

Why didn't the native Americans go out to dinner?

They lost their reservations.

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What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

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Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

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What do Native Americans call vegetarians?

Poor hunters

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

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Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.