We don't like anything white on our land.
Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.
European
An eggshibitionist
A: She screws you two nights in a row.
Because is they fell forward they'd land in the boat.
An airplane
About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.
Because they bring Mayflowers
Snowed-in
They seem really cool at first but then you're sick of them after a couple days and no one wants to be driving when they're on the road