Why don't native Americans like snow?

We don't like anything white on our land.

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Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

Why do Americans just ignore the "H" in "Herb"?

Honestly, no idea!

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Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

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What is white and hurts a homophobic man if it lands on him?

An airplane

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)

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Why do Native Americans have such good hearing?

They have engineers

What do Native Americans do for the holidays?

Nativities.

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Why wouldn't you teach a woman how to ski?

Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..

Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in