Why don't native Americans like snow?

We don't like anything white on our land.

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Which American President was least guilty?

Abraham Lincoln. He was in a cent.

What do Americans and Putin have in common?

They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.

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What South American dance do cows like to do?

The Rump-a

Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.

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What did the mexican-american say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

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Why do Native Americans wear jock straps?

TOTEM POLE

Why don't native Americans like snow?

We don't like anything white on our land.

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Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

Why was Justin Biber in Frozen?

Cuz aparently he likes "snow".