Why don't native Americans like snow?

We don't like anything white on our land.

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What do you call an American with a lavatory on his head ?

John.

What sound does an Italian American microwave make?

Bada bing!

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What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. We are efficient and don't like humour.

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What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)

What happend to Tommen Baratheon?

He made it to kings landing

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What do Native Americans do for the holidays?

Nativities.

Why were the Native Americans in America before us?

They had reservations.

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Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land

Why wouldn't you teach a woman how to ski?

Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..