What did the mexican-american say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

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What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

How does the Mexican national anthem start?

Jose can you see.....

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up my house?

One more.

Why didn't the Smurfs fit in the house?

There wasn't mushroom.

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How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

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What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."