What did the mexican-american say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

Underlay! Underlay!

What do you call a street on the Mexican border?

Wall Street

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What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Why are sailors so impatient when they get on land?

Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.

What did the mexican-american say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

Holme Jokes More Holme Jokes

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!