What did the mexican-american say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

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What did one mexican say to the other mexican when there were no room in the van?

Yo no space.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a computer?

You only have to punch the information into a computer once.

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What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

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How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

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Take me to your breeder !

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What do you call a smart mexican?

Sherlock, Holmes.

What did the Mexican detective say in England?

I'm like Sherlock, holmes.