What did the mexican-american say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

Why did the Mexican lorry driver lose his job?

He ate his tacho.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?

Take me to your breeder !

Holme Jokes More Holme Jokes

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!