Why aren't there any Mexicans in China?

Because the Chinese know how to build a wall.

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How do you know if someone is Puerto Rican?

They tell you.

What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do Pink Floyd fans and NASCAR driver Kyle Larson have in common?

They both love The Wall

What do Paul Walker and Pink Flyod have in common?

Their last hit was the wall

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What's that Sarge?

Someone's building a pig."

Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums?

Because people are dying to get in.

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How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

What did a confused Mexican alphabet say?

K

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Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

Why do Chinese knights have a low rate of survival?

They all have chinks in their armor.

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How did Kikkoman soy sauce move production to China?

They outsauced it.

Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.