Why aren't there any Mexicans in China?

Because the Chinese know how to build a wall.

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What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

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What's yellow and flys through walls?

A magic banana...

What did one wall say to the other wall?

I'll meet you at the corner!

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How do you keep a blonde at home?

A. Build a circular driveway.

Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.

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Why cant Mexicans smoke joints?

They aint ever got any papers

What do you call Mexican food when it gets cold?

A burrrrrrito.

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Why do Chinese knights have a low rate of survival?

They all have chinks in their armor.

What did the Chinese man give his daughter?

A clothes hanger.

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Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

What happened in China on Christmas?

The Rice-child was born.