Why aren't there any Mexicans in China?

Because the Chinese know how to build a wall.

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What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

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Where are you going?

Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five

What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

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How many muslims does it take to climb a building?

daesh many.

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

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What do you call a Chinese lady with no legs?

Dragon lips. And a Mexican lady with no legs Consuelo.

What do you call a Mexican knockoff burger restaurant?

Carlos Jr.

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What do you call a Chinese man with a video camera?

Phil Ming

What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

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What's China's national colour?

Censo-red.

What's the hottest thing in China right now?

A Tibetan monk on fire.