Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!
It was the knight time
Dead
Doc says, "Tell him I can't see him today."
A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
He took his icicle
Show and smell!
Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"
When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.
Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.
They're repulsive!
The second Eskimo says "Alaska."
Monster: I did once but my mother made me give it back.
A ransom note.
They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)
Because they got lost at C.
Execution is everything.
