What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

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What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

What the fu.." Me, wearing paper clip necklace - "See?

I knew you'd be mad so I made you one too"

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What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?

Trying to get out of his grave.

What is today's special at Google's employee cafeteria?

Alphabet Soup.

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Spelling!

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read..........

Why is reddit bad grammar?

Because you can't read a dit.

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What Nationality has the easiest time learning sign language?

Italians.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards?

You see a woman learn her place.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why does all Turkish men have a mustache?

because they wanna look like their mother.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out my underpants?

My mother.

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What's the capital of Honduras?

HER: um... ME:writing bad at geo-

What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?

A bardvark!

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Why do black people play basketball?

Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.

Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus?

So he'd use natural logs!