What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a mix between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Why should I submit a joke today?

Because today's April full!

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

School Jokes More School Jokes

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

Where do hippos go to school?

The Hippocampus!

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille?

Danger: Do not touch"

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

His red wings.

How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What is with 2016?

It's like everyone and their mothers are dying. sorry not sorry

Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What did the basic girl say after all her writing utensils broke?

I literally cant even write now

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?

Grandma and grandpa.