Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!
No one knows. No one ever watches the choir director.
Don't worry, he'll tell you.
Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.
Abraham Lincoln.
A pizza doesn't shoot up a school.
Pupil : I don't know Teacher: Correct !
The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.
In Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly.
They're repulsive!
An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.
ME: INTERVIEWER: ME: MY MOTHER: He's not good at speaking up for himself
For smoking in bed.
A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."
There's twenty of them. It's better said then written.
Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!
Execution is everything.
