Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why do shoes get sad... Why do shoes get sad when they lose their matching shoe?

Because they lost their solemate

How does a crackhead lose weight?

Diet Coke.

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

Why can't pirates recite the alphabet?

They keep getting lost at sea.

What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

C Jokes More C Jokes

What did C: drive say to D: drive?

Wow you looked shocked.

Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?

Grandma and grandpa.

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

Anna Jokes More Anna Jokes

Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?

So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"

Who's there ! Ben and Anna! Ben and Anna who ?

Ben and Anna split!

Elsa Jokes More Elsa Jokes

Why can't Elsa hold a balloon?

A: Because she might Let it Go

Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...