Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.

Who loses?

America.

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

What limitations does braille have? Can it represent everything that we read using the alphabet?

Very limited fonts.

C Jokes More C Jokes

Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

Where's your cue?

She said, "It's after the C."

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

Why did man invent the shipping cart?

To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.

Why do turkeys always gobble?

Why do turkeys always gobble? They havent been taught good table manners!

Anna Jokes More Anna Jokes

Who's there ! Ben and Anna! Ben and Anna who ?

Ben and Anna split!

Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?

So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"

Elsa Jokes More Elsa Jokes

Why should you never stand behind Elsa from Frozen?

You never know when she'll Let it Go.

Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...