Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

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Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

How did Jared lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend

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What does a pirate have in common with the alphabet?

They only have one I.

What has more letters than the alphabet?

The post office.

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Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

What be a pirate's favorite letter?

Ayy, you think it be "r" but it really be the "c".

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Who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor :)

What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

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Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

What did the weeaboo Southerner name his daughter?

Anna May

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Why is Elsa not allowed a balloon?

Because she'll let it goooo

Why should you never stand behind Elsa from Frozen?

You never know when she'll Let it Go.