Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

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Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.

Why did my local sandwich shop lose all of its workers??

I was told they were sick of being subordinates.

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What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common?

Either way someone's losing a trailer.

Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

because they're still alive.

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How do you advertise a motor home?

A trailer

What does a tornado and a red-neck divorce have in common?

Either way someone's going to lose a trailer.

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What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

Why would somebody punch a sheep?

Ewe wouldn't understand.

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What do you call your Mexican friend living in Oklahoma?

Your Oklahomie.

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

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What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common?

Either way someone's losing a trailer.

Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.