Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

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Why was the banker bored?

Because he lost interest in everything.

What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

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What's a Tennessee tornado and a Texas divorce have in common?

Someone's gonna lose a trailer.

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The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

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Someone's losing a trailer.

What do two rednecks getting divorced and a tornado have in common?

Someone is going to lose a trailer.

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Down's in the dumps

Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

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Your Oklahomie.

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Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common?

Either way someone's losing a trailer.