Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

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xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.

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They are out standing in the field

What does a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce have in common?

Either way, someone is losing a trailer.

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None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

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What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common?

Either way someone's losing a trailer.

Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.