Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

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We don't know, it's Victoria's secret.

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Pulled pork!

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either way, you're gonna lose your trailer...

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A timely manor.

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I'm not sure, but Oklahoma's is OK.

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He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

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What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common?

Either way someone's losing a trailer.

Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.