Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

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What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

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Where does a dog go when he loses his tail?

A retail store.

Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

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What do a Redneck divorcee and a Tornado have in common?

either way, you're gonna lose your trailer...

What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

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What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

What is the definition of a goose ?

An animal that grows down as it grows up !