Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

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Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

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Where do Doggos go when they lose their tail?

THE RETAIL STORE!

Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

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Why did the one eyed banker lose his job?

He didn't have any debtperception.

Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates?

Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret.

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What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.