Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

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What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.

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Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

Where do Doggos go when they lose their tail?

THE RETAIL STORE!

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What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

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What animal is prone to both manic and depressive episodes?

A bipolar bear.

What is the difference between a Southern Zoo and a Northern Zoo?

A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.