Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

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How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

because she was fish tailing!

What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

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Where do Doggos go when they lose their tail?

THE RETAIL STORE!

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

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Where do you usually find dogs?

It all depends on where you lose them.

What's a big game hunter?

Someone who's lost his way to the match.

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Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.