Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

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Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

What do you get when you cross a dog with an amplifier?

A subwoofer.

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How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

because she was fish tailing!

Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

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Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

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What did people call Putin after he lost an arm?

Amputin

How much do you think I will be losing with this?

Pharmacist replies: Well ... around 200 bucks.