Eh.
Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)
Because I think it makes perfect scents.
I'm funny that way.
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
An apology.
He took stEHreroids
He stopped believing in stereotypes.
A stereotype