What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.

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How is Islam like a GPS?

You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.

Why such hate on Lance Armstrong?

I think his riding style is pretty dope.

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What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

How many post-minimalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he

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Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

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What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.

What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ?

A phantomime !