What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.

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What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

What did the management consultant think of his job?

It was the Bain of his existence.

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What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

What are two letters a Brit can't live without?

T and Qs.

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What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

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What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ?

A phantomime !

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!