What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.

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Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

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What do you call a T-Bone steak without the T?

D-Bone steak

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

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How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

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How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ?

A phantomime !