You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.
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They take a gallop poll!
A phantomime !
Vegetarians!
In the NB - "eh"
Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)
A ghost toastie!
I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?
Where's my tractor?
A tangent.
quack
Quack cocaine
The micro wave.
If you're a surfer and you're getting head.
One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole
To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.
Satisfaction
more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.
Parkinson's
Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)