Favourite Jokes

What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.

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How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ?

A phantomime !

Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

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Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What dinosaur knows the most words?

Thesaurus. :/

What's another word for a face tattoo?

An everlasting jobstopper.

Donald Jokes More Donald Jokes

What's Donald's true political party?

Whig

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?

A: Because Donald ducked.

Justin Timberlake Jokes More Justin Timberlake Jokes

What does Justin Timberlake say when he's going to the bathroom?

It's Gonna Be Pee"

What was Justin Timberlake called when he was a kid?

Justin Timberpuddle!

Whip Jokes More Whip Jokes

What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

What do you call a white slave?

Whipped cream.

Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?

Cause he can't do stand-up.

What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

Quack Cocaine Jokes More Quack Cocaine Jokes

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What to Australian Trains use as fuel?

Coal-Ala

Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.