Favourite Jokes

What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.

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How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ?

A phantomime !

Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

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Satisfaction Jokes More Satisfaction Jokes

Why do moslem girls love black guys?

more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.

What is Stephen Hawking's favourite song?

Satisfaction

Microsoft Jokes More Microsoft Jokes

How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.

Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do you save a drowning mouse ?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !

Why do women only use putters while playing golf?

Because women can't drive.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What's another word for knowing that you're right?

Woman

Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

Tour Jokes More Tour Jokes

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?

A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!

Engage Jokes More Engage Jokes

Why don't Southern girls engage in orgies?

Too many thank-you notes.

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What do you call a zoo that only has dogs?

A Shih Tzu

What do you call a zoo with only Giraffes?

Giraffic Park!!!!!!! HAHHHAHAAHHAHAA