Favourite Jokes

What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.

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How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ?

A phantomime !

Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

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What is Justin Timberlake's favourite Ukrainian river?

The Crimea River.

Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River

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What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?

A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!

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I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

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Why didn't Microsoft release Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 ate 9.

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

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What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

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What did the surfer say when he visited Syria?

This place is totally radical!

Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

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How did the tiny frozen dinner meet the little kid's belly?

microwave

How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?

Take them out their wheelchair.

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Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!

What do you call a white slave?

Whipped cream.

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Whats a ducks favourite drug?

Quack cocaine

What is a ducks favourite drug?

quack