You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.
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They take a gallop poll!
A phantomime !
Vegetarians!
Because they pee on poles.
Two dogs howling at the moon.
Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.
It's ARRRtillery! bonus: A pirate's favourite melee weapon? A scimitARRR
Because they cantaloupe...
I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?
In the NB - "eh"
Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)
Gnus papers.
ME: bleeding profusely So... not a dog
Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.
About 5 miles per hour.
What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.
Quack cocaine
quack