Favourite Jokes

What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.

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How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ?

A phantomime !

Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

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Where do Canadians play Basketball?

In the NB - "eh"

What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

Guest Jokes More Guest Jokes

What do you call a coast ghost that's a guest at a celebrity ghost roast?

A ghost toastie!

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

What do you find on a beach?

A tangent.

Duck Favourite Drug Jokes More Duck Favourite Drug Jokes

What is a ducks favourite drug?

quack

Whats a ducks favourite drug?

Quack cocaine

Surfer Jokes More Surfer Jokes

Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most?

The micro wave.

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

Satisfaction Jokes More Satisfaction Jokes

What is Stephen Hawking's favourite song?

Satisfaction

Why do moslem girls love black guys?

more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.

Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)