Favourite Jokes

What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.

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How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ?

A phantomime !

Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

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Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?

His left shoulder

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

Tour Jokes More Tour Jokes

What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?

A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

Justin Timberlake Jokes More Justin Timberlake Jokes

Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River

What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

Surfer Jokes More Surfer Jokes

What did the surfer say when he visited Syria?

This place is totally radical!

Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

Shortcut Jokes More Shortcut Jokes

How do you make a shortcut?

With small scissors.

What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

Why does the zoo only have dogs?

Because they shot the gorilla

Quack Cocaine Jokes More Quack Cocaine Jokes

What do ducks use to get high?

Quack cocaine

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

Bonus Jokes More Bonus Jokes

What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

What's a pirate's favourite type of weaponry?

It's ARRRtillery! bonus: A pirate's favourite melee weapon? A scimitARRR