Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

What do you call an exam that a Biology major almost failed?

Biodegradable.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why do they call it a "roach clip"?

Cause "pot holder" was taken.

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

D Jokes More D Jokes

What's the difference between a lady and a laddy?

The D

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

Professor Jokes More Professor Jokes

Why was the professor cross-eyed?

Because he couldn't control his pupils!

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.