Why did the hipster fail making ice cubes for his bourbon?

Because he pulled out the tray before it was cool

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Why did Helen Keller fail her road test?

Because she was a woman

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They didn't know their limits

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Would you pull that crap with a net?

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He was legendary for pulling out.

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How does Ice-Cube drink his milk?

Straight Outta Carton.

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What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

Why did the hipster fail making ice cubes for his bourbon?

Because he pulled out the tray before it was cool