Why did the hipster fail making ice cubes for his bourbon?

Because he pulled out the tray before it was cool

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Why did the hipster fail making ice cubes for his bourbon?

Because he pulled out the tray before it was cool

Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?

A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.

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Why did the hipster fail making ice cubes for his bourbon?

Because he pulled out the tray before it was cool

What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!