Why did the hipster fail making ice cubes for his bourbon?

Because he pulled out the tray before it was cool

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What do all failing students in New Orleans have in common?

They are all below "C level".

Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control

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How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

Why is Italy's birth rate decreasing?

Because they pull out at the last second.

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What do you call a ice cube in the toilet?

Poop cuber

Why did the hipster fail making ice cubes for his bourbon?

Because he pulled out the tray before it was cool

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What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

Why did the hipster fail making ice cubes for his bourbon?

Because he pulled out the tray before it was cool