Why did Helen Keller fail her road test?

Because she was a woman

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What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

Why would Helen Keller be a horrible driver?

Because she's dead.

What did Helen Keller say when she put down the cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read.