How is 2+2=5 like your left foot?

It's not right.

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What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean Beef

Why are the twin towers and genders so similar?

Because there used to be 2 of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.

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Why does the left foot get all the blame if you're a poor dancer?

Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur" I guess it is #rightprivilege

What animals are poor dancers?

Four-legged ones because they have two left feet.