Why are horses poor dancers?

A: They have two left feet.

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What do you call a horse with a broken leg?

Worthless

What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker?

A zebra.

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Why don't dogs make good dancers ?

Because they have two left feet !

What do people with two left feet wear?

Flip flips

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What animals are poor dancers?

Four-legged ones because they have two left feet.

Why are horses poor dancers?

A: They have two left feet.