Why are horses poor dancers?

A: They have two left feet.

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What duo were famous for stealing horses?

Bonnie and Clydesdale!

What did the horse say when he regained his vision?

Merci.

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What animals are poor dancers?

Four-legged ones because they have two left feet.

Why are dogs such terrible dancers?

They have two left feet.

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Why are horses poor dancers?

A: They have two left feet.

What animals are poor dancers?

Four-legged ones because they have two left feet.