Why are horses poor dancers?

A: They have two left feet.

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What's a camel?

A horse made by committee.

Where should I put this horse?

When she tells you, say no

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Why are dogs such terrible dancers?

They have two left feet.

What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman?

Do you sell flip-flips?"

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Why does the left foot get all the blame if you're a poor dancer?

Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur" I guess it is #rightprivilege

Why are horses poor dancers?

A: They have two left feet.