Why are horses poor dancers?

A: They have two left feet.

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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

A: Bach in the saddle again.

What do you call a stripper donkey?

A Horse.

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What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman?

Do you sell flip-flips?"

What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.

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What animals are poor dancers?

Four-legged ones because they have two left feet.

Why are horses poor dancers?

A: They have two left feet.