What animals are poor dancers?

Four-legged ones because they have two left feet.

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Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?

Baby kangaroos.

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How is 2+2=5 like your left foot?

It's not right.

What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman?

Do you sell flip-flips?"

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What animals are poor dancers?

Four-legged ones because they have two left feet.

Why does the left foot get all the blame if you're a poor dancer?

Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur" I guess it is #rightprivilege