What is the best animal related joke you know?

These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!

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What's a orphans first words?

I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.

What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

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What is the South American Music Scale?

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)

What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

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What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

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What is your best sushi-related joke or pun?

My dad and I are going out for sushi tonight, and he has rescheduled this dinner with me several times for dumb reasons (one night was because he randomly decided to go out drinking instead). Would love to get my revenge by making sushi puns and jokes all night, but Google is failing me--I've only been able to find jokes that either make no sense, or are just not funny at all. Help!

How are UFO's related to hamburgers?

Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!