What is the best animal related joke you know?

These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!

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When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

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What do you say when somebody else has ruined your joke?

RIP post

What's the difference between a joke and a pretty girl?

sometimes i get the joke.

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What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.

What do you get when you cross a mad cow and an angry sheep?

An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood

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What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

What's the difference between redneck newlyweds and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.