What is the best animal related joke you know?

These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!

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What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

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Why aren't there any jokes about Jonestown?

The punchline was too long

How long have you been waiting to use that joke?

He happily says, "Since 2009!"

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What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

Which animal is the faggiest?

A chim-PANSY

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Where do people go for pasta related crimes?

A PENNEtentiary!

What insect is the Wood Ant related to?

The Should Ant and the Could Ant.