What is the best animal related joke you know?

These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!

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What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

Why do people go to the gym again?

Do they not know what a nap is

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What's musical and useful at the grocery store?

A Chopin Liszt Note: taken from one of those horrible "Joke of the Day" desk calendars. It took almost 12 months to get something clever.

How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

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What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

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What inning is it?

is not a valid Football related question. Sports are hard.

Whats the difference between a redneck couple, and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.