Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?

This is the end of me !

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

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What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke

Which pizza shop's business is like it's name?

Dominoes. Falling one at a time.

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What would be your main strength?

Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.

What animal would you most like to be on a cold day?

A little otter