Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

Where do lions go if they lose their tails ?

To the re-tail store. :D

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Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

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Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

they all fell off a truck.

What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

What animal do you get when shake a pig?

a ham-stir