Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

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Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?

This is the end of me !

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

Where does a dog go when he loses his tail?

A retail store.

Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

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What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

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What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.