Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?

They're always switching their tails!

Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

Where do Doggos go when they lose their tail?

THE RETAIL STORE!

What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!