Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical... (I'll show myself out...)

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Price Jokes More Price Jokes

When are they going to drug test the audience of "The Price Is Right."?

No one should be that happy.

What's the difference between a woman and a man?

A woman will buy something on sale even if she doesn't need it. A man will buy something he needs at full price. Then, what is the difference between a black woman and a black man? The black woman will steal something she doesn't need. The black man goes to jail because you can't hide diapers under a shirt.

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Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

oc Because he cantaloupe.

Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical... (I'll show myself out...)

Gourmet Jokes More Gourmet Jokes

Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical... (I'll show myself out...)

How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

Menu Jokes More Menu Jokes

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*