Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical... (I'll show myself out...)

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What do you get when you take an HIV medication and raise the price 5,000%?

Rich AND famous, apparently

What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000?

Price is right!

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Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

Why were the coffee beans upset?

Because they were grounded.... Or black I am not sure.

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How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical... (I'll show myself out...)

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Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical... (I'll show myself out...)