Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical... (I'll show myself out...)

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What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.

What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000?

Price is right!

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Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

Why were the racist oranges upset when they checked out the small phonebook of their new city?

Because it was mini apple list.

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How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical... (I'll show myself out...)

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Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical... (I'll show myself out...)

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu