Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical... (I'll show myself out...)

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When are they going to drug test the audience of "The Price Is Right."?

No one should be that happy.

What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

A: They went on stroke.

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

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Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical... (I'll show myself out...)

How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

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Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical... (I'll show myself out...)