Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical... (I'll show myself out...)

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Why don't many customers go to the tea house?

Because the prices are so steep

What do you call a lazy fan of the old Price is Right?

a Barker Lounger !

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

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Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical... (I'll show myself out...)

How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

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Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."