What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

A: They went on stroke.

Where'd my boomerang go?

Under there "Under where " Hahaha I just made you say "underwear" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

How does a deaf Gynecologist communicate with his patients?

He reads lips.

What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!

Medicine Jokes More Medicine Jokes

Why did Dracula need medicine?

Because he was coffin.

Where do Amish people go to get medicine?

To the farmacy.

Price Jokes More Price Jokes

What do you call a lazy fan of the old Price is Right?

a Barker Lounger !

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

because the prices were Solo

Stroke Jokes More Stroke Jokes

Why did the ska guitarist take twice as long to fap?

He only knows up strokes

What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to .