What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

A: They went on stroke.

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Whats the only bad thing about head from an anorexic girl?

She won't swallow

How did the media find out that princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

Medicine Jokes More Medicine Jokes

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

Price Jokes More Price Jokes

Why don't many customers go to the tea house?

Because the prices are so steep

Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical... (I'll show myself out...)

Stroke Jokes More Stroke Jokes

What makes you think this is steak?

While I stroked his thigh with a knife.

Why do artists die early in life?

Too many strokes.