What did the cannibal Doctor do with his patients?

He cured them.

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How do you cure depression?

A gun.

How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

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What do you call a Muslim optometrist who has no regards for his patients?

Asif Eyecare

Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.