What did the cannibal Doctor do with his patients?

He cured them.

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How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

What did the blind man say when he sipped a frozen drink and was cured?

Icee."

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Why did the doctor kick his patients?

He was trying to heel them.

What did the lazy surgeon say to his patient?

Suture self!