What did the cannibal Doctor do with his patients?

He cured them.

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How did the Mathematician cure his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil.

How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.

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Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients

What are we waiting for?

the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."