What did the cannibal Doctor do with his patients?

He cured them.

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How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.

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How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

How you're feeling now?

Patient: I'm feeling lonely with chill girl and 60 other persons