What did the cannibal Doctor do with his patients?

He cured them.

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Why aren't PhDs real doctors?

Because real doctors have cures.

What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

we're walking four abreast."

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What did the psychiatrist say to the patient that showed up wearing Saran Wrap and nothing else?

I can clearly see your nuts!

What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.