What's green and has four wheels?

A turtle. I was lying about the wheels

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What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.

Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

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Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

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Where do you find a turtle with no legs?

right where you left it.

Why is turtle wax so expensive?

because turtles have such small ears