What's green and has four wheels?

A turtle. I was lying about the wheels

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

How did a blind man drive his car?

A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber