What's green and has four wheels?

A turtle. I was lying about the wheels

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Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

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How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

Why did Jimmy get into a horrific car accident?

He let God take the wheel Edit: He let take the wheel

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How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?

A: Wheeee!