Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

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What's the best time to buy a bird?

When it goes cheep!

What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

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What is a Canadian's favourite letter?

Eh?

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

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Which historical invention was the most revolutionary?

The wheel :)

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

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What do you call a group of Lexus cars?

A fortune!

Where do fortune tellers keep the fortunes?

Crystal balls deep made this up.

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Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble?

Remove the vowels in his rack.

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Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

What do you call a woman in heaven?

An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!

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Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune?

She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.