Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

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Where does the military commander buy his groceries?

the GENERAL STORE HAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO SORRY

When is the best time to buy budgies ?

When they're going cheap !

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What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

How do remove a bunch of drunk Canadians from the pool?

You ask them to leave.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

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What is a dolphin's favorite TV show ?

Whale of fortune !

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

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Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!

How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble?

Remove the vowels in his rack.

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Who hosts the Late Night Show in North Korea?

Jimmy Kim-il

What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?

Disco Stew!

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What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune?

She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.