What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chickens cross the border?

Because they were Turkish.

What do you get when you cross 400 Obese Water Buffalo with a Transgender Pimp?

Clickbait

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?

He gave tanks.

Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.