What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the spy cross the border?

Because he never really was on your side.

What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

Why would a monster be big, green and scaly?

Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.

What do you call a monster with two wooden heads?

Edward Woodward.