What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

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What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician?

A: Chelsea.

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ?

An Investigator.

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Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

What do Japanese people say after a Thanksgiving prayer?

Ra'men.

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What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.

Why did the monster stop playing with his brother?

He got tired of kicking him around.