What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout ?

Monkfish !

Why Did 9Gag Cross The Road?

To steal a Reddit User's post on the other side.

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

How do you keep your Thanksgiving guests from falling asleep on your couch?

Infuse the gravy with cocaine.

Where's your maternity section?

Her: Over there. How far along is she Me: Her I'm shopping for my Thanksgiving pants. Her...

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.