Where's your maternity section?

Her: Over there. How far along is she Me: Her I'm shopping for my Thanksgiving pants. Her...

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Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

Where do Sith lords go to shop?

The Darth Mall.

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?

He gave tanks.

Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!