Where's your maternity section?

Her: Over there. How far along is she Me: Her I'm shopping for my Thanksgiving pants. Her...

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Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

Where is Benedict Arnold's favorite place to shop for groceries?

Traitor Joe's

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.