Where's your maternity section?

Her: Over there. How far along is she Me: Her I'm shopping for my Thanksgiving pants. Her...

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Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market?

Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

How do you keep your Thanksgiving guests from falling asleep on your couch?

Infuse the gravy with cocaine.