Where's your maternity section?

Her: Over there. How far along is she Me: Her I'm shopping for my Thanksgiving pants. Her...

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What did Descartes say while shopping online?

I think therefore I Amazon

Where do fashionable kids with cancer like to shop for clothes?

Never 21

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What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?

A: Turkey.

How do you keep your Thanksgiving guests from falling asleep on your couch?

Infuse the gravy with cocaine.