Smashed potatoes.
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Because they don't like Turkey
God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!
Ra'men.
Because they're both roasted
Turkey
Turkey.
Turkey"
It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.
Last Supper
The Turkey.
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Because usually they're stuck with reservations.
Because all they serve is cold turkey.
They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.
Her: Over there. How far along is she Me: Her I'm shopping for my Thanksgiving pants. Her...
All the coats are on the bed!
I ain't no chive, Turkey."
They both died on Thanksgiving
Because they hate Turkey
Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes
Bumpkin pie!
Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016
Nuked
Just be *honest* with it man...
He gave tanks.
The Redskins
He was exceeding the feed limit!
1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise
Infuse the gravy with cocaine.
1)/8"
Cold turkey.
He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.
Pecan, typically.
Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!
A: Turkey.
Putin: "Turkey"
Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!
Manager : Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.
Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!
They torque it..
Torque
In a Russian accent ) robber boots
A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.
because they are searching for intelligent life too.
With a shat nav.
Vin Diesel
What does black vin diesel smell like Vinegar.
I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."
How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)
By putting flowers on the grave.
Kissing strangers.