Smashed potatoes.
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Because they don't like Turkey
God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!
Ra'men.
Because they're both roasted
Turkey
Turkey.
Turkey"
It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.
Last Supper
The Turkey.
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Because usually they're stuck with reservations.
Because all they serve is cold turkey.
They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.
Her: Over there. How far along is she Me: Her I'm shopping for my Thanksgiving pants. Her...
All the coats are on the bed!
I ain't no chive, Turkey."
They both died on Thanksgiving
Because they hate Turkey
Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes
Bumpkin pie!
Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016
Nuked
Just be *honest* with it man...
He gave tanks.
The Redskins
He was exceeding the feed limit!
1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise
Infuse the gravy with cocaine.
1)/8"
Cold turkey.
He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.
Pecan, typically.
Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!
A: Turkey.
Putin: "Turkey"
Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!
Just one hair.
A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide
Arrrh, it's driving me nuts
They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!
Because it retired.
The mythbusters and ghostbusters.
Where's my tractor?
Salvador Deli
My Zipper.
My Zipper
Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.
Because he doesn't work with Vision
Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?
Can't catch me - Avicii
Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.
An anarchid.