Smashed potatoes.
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Because they don't like Turkey
God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!
Ra'men.
Because they're both roasted
Turkey
Turkey.
Turkey"
It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.
Last Supper
The Turkey.
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Because usually they're stuck with reservations.
Because all they serve is cold turkey.
They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.
Her: Over there. How far along is she Me: Her I'm shopping for my Thanksgiving pants. Her...
All the coats are on the bed!
I ain't no chive, Turkey."
They both died on Thanksgiving
Because they hate Turkey
Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes
Bumpkin pie!
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Nuked
Just be *honest* with it man...
He gave tanks.
The Redskins
He was exceeding the feed limit!
1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise
Infuse the gravy with cocaine.
1)/8"
Cold turkey.
He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.
Pecan, typically.
Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!
A: Turkey.
Putin: "Turkey"
Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!
Gravy
If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy
Econoclasts.
Nun chucks.
Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh
A person that likes to tell anti jokes.
Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture
Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.
What does black vin diesel smell like Vinegar.
nuthin Vin Diesel noises from closet M: Is Vin Diesel in there -...yes Vin Diesel: from closet No.
I can't take it anymore!"
I don't know. I'm retiring next month.
Polly wants a firecracker!
I don't want to taco bout it.