Smashed potatoes.
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Because they don't like Turkey
God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!
Ra'men.
Because they're both roasted
Turkey
Turkey.
Turkey"
It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.
Last Supper
The Turkey.
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Because usually they're stuck with reservations.
Because all they serve is cold turkey.
They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.
Her: Over there. How far along is she Me: Her I'm shopping for my Thanksgiving pants. Her...
All the coats are on the bed!
I ain't no chive, Turkey."
They both died on Thanksgiving
Because they hate Turkey
Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes
Bumpkin pie!
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Nuked
Just be *honest* with it man...
He gave tanks.
The Redskins
He was exceeding the feed limit!
1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise
Infuse the gravy with cocaine.
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Cold turkey.
He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.
Pecan, typically.
Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!
A: Turkey.
Putin: "Turkey"
Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!
Rastafriedrice
Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.
Legolas
The retail store!
Nuclear explosions are bright
Samurais?
My Zipper.
ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.
Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.
What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.
With a low-key event
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The track is alright."
He threw them off their tracks.