What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey."

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What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

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What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?

Grave-y !

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What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for thanksgiving dinner?

Unlimited twerky