What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey."

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How do you say Thanksgiving in Native American?

Last Supper

What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

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What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?

A: Turkey.

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What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!