What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey."

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What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

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What's the most popular type of car in Turkey?

Coupe

Why was the Turkey v Germany match called off?

There were too many fowls.

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What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey."

What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey"