What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

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Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

Who is the president of the trees?

BarkOak Palma

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What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

What was the Italian hot tub that was so small it's occupants always bumped into each other called?

Ja-scusi.

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What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

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What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.