What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

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Who would you like for president in 2020?

Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.

What do call the President of Russia with an upset stomach?

Vladimir Poopin

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Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

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Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

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What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up