What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

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What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

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What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

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What do you get when you cross a baseball with a turkey?

A fowl ball!

Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

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What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me"

Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.