What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

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small loan of 100 million dollars

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Stephen Hawking.

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Sorry, my fault.

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What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me"

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up