What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

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Who succeeded the first President of the USA ?

The second one !

What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

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What was the Italian hot tub that was so small it's occupants always bumped into each other called?

Ja-scusi.

What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

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Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

What did the turkey say to the motorist?

Buckle Buckle

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Why did you cut off your ear?

Van Gogh: pardon

What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.