What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

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Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

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What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me"

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.

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What did Mustafa's dad say after he founded Turkey?

attaturk.

What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?

A: Turkey.

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What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.

What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me"