What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

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Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives?

It takes four years to get an election.

Who is a Minion's favorite politician?

First ever president of Zimbabwe, President Banana

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What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

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What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

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What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.