What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

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What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

Who is a Minion's favorite politician?

First ever president of Zimbabwe, President Banana

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Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

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What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey"

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

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Why did you cut off your ear?

Van Gogh: pardon

What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.