What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

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What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!

Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

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Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

What country uses the most foul language?

Turkey

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What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.

Why did you cut off your ear?

Van Gogh: pardon