What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

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Who would you like for president in 2020?

Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.

What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

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Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

What does a barcode say if he bumps into another barcode?

SKU me

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What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

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What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up