When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

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Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

Why dont't feminists go to church?

They can't stand saying "amen"

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Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

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What do you call 5 black guys on a stage?

An auction

What do cat actors say on stage ?

Tabby or not tabby !

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What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

What does an LGBT orthodontist make most of his money off of ?

bruces