When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why are womens feet shorter than mens?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

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What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

Stage Jokes More Stage Jokes

Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.

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What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.