What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?

A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!

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What do you get a body builder for Christmas?

A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.

What is the definition of a caterpillar ?

A worm in a fur coat !

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What do you call a bee that was born in the USA?

USB

What was the precursor to USB?

USA

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Why are the Soviets Russian?

Because there's no Stalin.

Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

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What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?

A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?