What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?

A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!

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What is the definition of a major seventh?

A: A violist playing octaves.

What's the definition of Polystyrene?

A plastic parrot!

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What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ?

Because England was discovered before the USA !

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What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

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What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?

A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?