What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

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What does the Russian President's wife scream during foreplay?

Putin! Putin!

What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

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Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

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Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.

How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

Track Suit Jokes More Track Suit Jokes

What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

Why do most people from Russia wear track suits?

Because they are Russin'