What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you call a bolshevik in a hurry?

A rushin' russian.

What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

What do you call a chav in a suit?

The defendant."

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

a soviet

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C

What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

Track Suit Jokes More Track Suit Jokes

Why do Russians always wear track suits?

Because they are always RUSSIAN to places. thanks

Why do most people from Russia wear track suits?

Because they are Russin'