Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

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When does feminism stop?

When the car breaks down.

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

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What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk

What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!! :)

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What do you call a gypsy in a suit?

The defendant

Which singer would be best suited for the roman military?

Britney Spears

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What did one lesbian bullfrog say to the other lesbian bullfrog?

They're right! We do taste like chicken!

Why does moon rock taste better than earth rock?

It's a little meteor.