Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

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What happened to Sponge Bob Square Pants when he broke up with his girlfriend?

He went back to square one....

Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

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What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

My girlfriend knows about my wife.

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

both can be solved with a coat hanger

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What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

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Why was the radioactive food going to taste bad?

The meal would fallout of flavor.

Why don't cannibals like clowns?

they taste funny!