Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What does your girlfriend and my garage have in common?

I pull out of both of them.

What do Marylanders call their ex-girlfriends?

Old Bay.

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

What did the tailor say to the fed up customer?

Suit yourself.

Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."