What's in the backpack?

A parachute.

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Why don't women parachute naked?

Cause they would whistle on the way down

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

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What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.