What's in the backpack?

A parachute.

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Why don't women parachute naked?

Cause they would whistle on the way down

Why are women like parachutes?

Because if they don't spread they are worthless.

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What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home ?

A home-cooked shower.