When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

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How do you like your new teacher ?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one !

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."

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Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

What's a boxer's favorite part of a joke?

The punchline

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Who run da world?

points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before ...squirrels

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

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When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

What do you call a Transformer that engages in illegal activities?

Optimus .

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What did Optimus Prime say to Arcee?

Have you ever blown a Transformer?

Where does Optimus Prime go for cosmetic repairs?

To the autobotty shop!