When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

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However, a man goes home and tells his wife about it. How is this possible?

He wasn't single.

When O. J. Simpson's kids wanted to go out and play, what did he tell them?

Go axe your mother."

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What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

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What does a skeptic chemist say when he hears a baseless argument?

No lye?

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm?

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm? He heard there was lots of Kids there.

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How does Optimus Prime stay young looking?

Autobotulism

What do you call a Transformer that engages in illegal activities?

Optimus .

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What did Optimus Prime say to Arcee?

Have you ever blown a Transformer?

What's the square root of optimus prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.