When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

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Why do you hate me?

me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon

How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Why am I just so naturally funny?

Because my life is a joke. Dont worry Im not scuicidal

Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed?

Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.

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Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck. ... with hiccups.

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When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

What do you call a Transformer that engages in illegal activities?

Optimus .

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How does Optimus Prime stay young looking?

Autobotulism

Where does Optimus Prime go for cosmetic repairs?

To the autobotty shop!