When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

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How can you tell if a witch is racist?

See if she'll perform black magic.

What do you say to a woman with a black eye?

Nothing. She's already been told.

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What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page?

It blew up

When does a joke stop being funny?

When you repost it.

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Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!

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What do you call a Transformer that engages in illegal activities?

Optimus .

When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

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How does Optimus Prime stay young looking?

Autobotulism

What did Optimus Prime say to Arcee?

Have you ever blown a Transformer?