Optimus Prime Jokes

What did the autobots call Optimus Prime after he died?

Posthumous Prime

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Coffee Mug

What does Optimus Prime say on 4-20?

Autobots, roll up!

What did Optimus Prime say to Arcee?

Have you ever blown a Transformer?

How does Optimus Prime stay young looking?

Autobotulism

Where does Optimus Prime go for cosmetic repairs?

To the autobotty shop!

When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

What's the square root of optimus prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.