What did Optimus Prime say to Arcee?

Have you ever blown a Transformer?

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What's the first part of a stripper to blow?

The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.

Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

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What's a transgender's favorite action flick?

Transformers

Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds?

They're robots in da skies.

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What does Optimus Prime say on 4-20?

Autobots, roll up!

When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter