Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

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How do you find the fastest man in Africa?

Roll a penny down a hill.

What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach"

What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one then!

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What is a black Transformer's name?

Haramblebee

What did Optimus Prime say to Arcee?

Have you ever blown a Transformer?

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What do the U.S.S. Enterprise and Toilet Paper have in common?

They both wipe out Klingons.

What do my jokes have in common with toilet paper?

They're both tearable.

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What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall ?

Ulta Magnus!

What does Optimus Prime say on 4-20?

Autobots, roll up!