Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

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What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

How do you play a big game of Hungry Hippos?

Go to a weight watchers meeting and roll Maltesers down the middle of their meeting circle.

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How far can this plane go with just one engine?

All the way to the crash site!

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

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What is Kanye's favorite Transformer?

Bruce Jenner

What do you call an epileptic in a deck chair?

A transformer.

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Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

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What does Optimus Prime say on 4-20?

Autobots, roll up!

What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall ?

Ulta Magnus!