Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

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What do you call a laptop in the ocean?

A Dell, rolling in the deep.

What's a feminist's least favourite bread?

Gender rolls

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What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

What can be surmised from this?

A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig.

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Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds?

They're robots in da skies.

What do you call an epileptic in a deck chair?

A transformer.

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What do you get when an alternative metal band runs out of toilet paper?

Rage Upon the Latrine

What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

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What did the autobots call Optimus Prime after he died?

Posthumous Prime

What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall ?

Ulta Magnus!