Autobot Jokes

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Autobots Roll Out!

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What did the autobots call Optimus Prime after he died?

Posthumous Prime

What does Optimus Prime say on 4-20?

Autobots, roll up!

What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall ?

Ulta Magnus!

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Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of poland?

Ghetto Blaster

What happened when Rick fell down a hill?

Rick rolled.

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!

What's the difference between toilet paper and a hand towel?

So you're the one!

Transformer Jokes More Transformer Jokes

What do you call a transformer in a canoe?

A row bot

Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's the best thing about elevator jokes?

They work on so many levels.

Whats the best time to go to the dentist?

4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Who is going to die in the new Star Wars?

Some Stormtrooper

How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

Mall Jokes More Mall Jokes

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall ?

Ulta Magnus!

Optimus Prime Jokes More Optimus Prime Jokes

How does Optimus Prime stay young looking?

Autobotulism

Where does Optimus Prime go for cosmetic repairs?

To the autobotty shop!