Autobot Jokes

Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

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What did the autobots call Optimus Prime after he died?

Posthumous Prime

What does Optimus Prime say on 4-20?

Autobots, roll up!

What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall ?

Ulta Magnus!

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Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.

Transformer Jokes More Transformer Jokes

Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds?

They're robots in da skies.

What do you call an epileptic in a deck chair?

A transformer.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Which movie is on every man's bucket list?

Die Hard

What's the last thing a Redneck says before he dies?

Watch this!

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes

Why did the Orange stop rolling?

It ran out of juice!!!

Mall Jokes More Mall Jokes

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall ?

Ulta Magnus!

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What if aliens are responsible for global warming?

And this is just their way of breaking the ice.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

Optimus Prime Jokes More Optimus Prime Jokes

When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

Where does Optimus Prime go for cosmetic repairs?

To the autobotty shop!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.