Autobot Jokes

Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

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What did the autobots call Optimus Prime after he died?

Posthumous Prime

What does Optimus Prime say on 4-20?

Autobots, roll up!

What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall ?

Ulta Magnus!

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Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

What's Mr. Skeltal's favorite candy?

Dootsie rolls.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

What do you say to Jennifer Anniston after she has been stabbed?

So noone told you knife was gonna be this way?

Transformer Jokes More Transformer Jokes

What is a black Transformer's name?

Haramblebee

What's the difference between a Transformer robot and a Transgender person?

One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

What's the difference between a hand towel and toilet paper?

What " "You aren't coming to my house"

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Where do children that die home alone go?

HEAVEN!!

Where does every craps player want to go when they die?

Paradise.

Optimus Prime Jokes More Optimus Prime Jokes

Where does Optimus Prime go for cosmetic repairs?

To the autobotty shop!

How does Optimus Prime stay young looking?

Autobotulism

Mall Jokes More Mall Jokes

What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall ?

Ulta Magnus!

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.