Autobot Jokes

Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

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What did the autobots call Optimus Prime after he died?

Posthumous Prime

What does Optimus Prime say on 4-20?

Autobots, roll up!

What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall ?

Ulta Magnus!

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What did Optimus Prime say to Arcee?

Have you ever blown a Transformer?

What's a transgender's favorite action flick?

Transformers

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice

Optimus Prime Jokes More Optimus Prime Jokes

What does Optimus Prime say on 4-20?

Autobots, roll up!

What did the autobots call Optimus Prime after he died?

Posthumous Prime

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.

Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

What happens when I die?

Idk...

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

Mall Jokes More Mall Jokes

What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall ?

Ulta Magnus!

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

Why couldn't anyone catch the hippie?

He was way to high, man.