How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet?

With a shat nav.

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How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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What do you call an egocentric strain of bacteria found in a Chipotle burrito?

ME-coli

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Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

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How do you spell onomatopoeia?

Just spell it like the way it sounds!

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

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What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Ten-ish.

What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share?

Shelfish