How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet?

With a shat nav.

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What did the chemist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

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Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

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How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

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What is Sean Connery's favorite sport, and around what age did he start playing?

Tennish

Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings?

His shavings account.