How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet?

With a shat nav.

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How do you find a drug dealer donkey?

Just follow his coke mules.

Why couldn't C.P.E. Bach find his contemporary?

He was Haydn.

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How do you get even with Hellen Keller?

Comment your favorite Hellen Keller jokes) How do you get even with Hellen Keller Leave the plunger in the toilet

What does a bad salesman and a toilet have in common?

They are both full of crap.

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How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

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What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish."

How does Sean Connery's dog bark?

Woofsh