Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema
The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.
They get throne away.
Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.
His young'uns
Holy crap.
Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.
To prevent them from whistling.
one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.
Did they jerk one off into the center of my cupcake
Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.
Because they're unable to see the big picture.