Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

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What happens when you are banned on a muslim server?

you are turbanned

What happens if you sing country music backwards?

A: You get your job and your wife back.

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What do a good joke and a child with cancer have in common?

They never get old.

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

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Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

Why did the stripper need more insurance?

She had little to no coverage.

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Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

Cinema Jokes More Cinema Jokes

Why don't Leave voters go to the cinema?

Because they're unable to see the big picture.

What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite