Cinema Jokes

What do you call a cinema in Jamiaca?

A cinemon

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Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!

Why don't Leave voters go to the cinema?

Because they're unable to see the big picture.

What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite

What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.