Why don't Leave voters go to the cinema?

Because they're unable to see the big picture.

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Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!