Why don't Leave voters go to the cinema?

Because they're unable to see the big picture.

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What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

Cinema Jokes More Cinema Jokes

What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite