Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

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What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

Why do people say "get well soon"?

Why don't you want me to get well now

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How do you get a person with podophobia to leave?

Just say "shoe".

What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

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What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

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Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

Who's the last one off the dancefloor?

The epileptic