He didn't want to get down on it.
No, thanks, it's just carrion...
Why don't you want me to get well now
Just say "shoe".
H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.
An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.
An egg in a duck.
The epileptic