Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

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Who do fish listen to when they want to hear some dubstep?

Krillex.

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A crush crush

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How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

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He left his foot on the clutch.

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What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

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Who's the last one off the dancefloor?

The epileptic

Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.