How high is it Doctor?

she wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record '

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What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

Who wants to be a Millionaire?

on Zimbabwean TV.

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How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

What's a penguins favourite relative?

Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN . . ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means

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Why do asians got to the hospital after voting?

Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.

How bad are they?

Doctor: It depends, how old are you Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't.

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How high is it Doctor?

she wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record '

What do you call a group of armpit farters?

A pit orchestra. Bonus: World Record for Armpit Farts in 15s(https://recordsetter.com/world-record/most-armpit-farts-15-seconds/9602)