How high is it Doctor?

she wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record '

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What was the man running around ?

from my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!

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Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A. Nobody knows, there's no light.

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Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

What did the doctor say to the Mesothelioma patient?

There's not much I can do, but I'll do asbestos I can!

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How high is it Doctor?

she wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record '

What do you call a group of armpit farters?

A pit orchestra. Bonus: World Record for Armpit Farts in 15s(https://recordsetter.com/world-record/most-armpit-farts-15-seconds/9602)