How high is it Doctor?

she wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record '

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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it?

A stool sample.

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Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

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Who and Facebook?

When the Doctor changes the timeline, it's usually for a good reason.

What did the doctor give the Asari with an STD?

Anti-biotics

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How high is it Doctor?

she wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record '

What do you call a group of armpit farters?

A pit orchestra. Bonus: World Record for Armpit Farts in 15s(https://recordsetter.com/world-record/most-armpit-farts-15-seconds/9602)