How high is it Doctor?

she wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record '

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Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

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Who's gonna be the next queen of R&ampB?

I don't know yet but she's gonna be Beyondce!

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill deaf patient?

Now, this may be difficult to hear..."

Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.

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How high is it Doctor?

she wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record '

What do you call a group of armpit farters?

A pit orchestra. Bonus: World Record for Armpit Farts in 15s(https://recordsetter.com/world-record/most-armpit-farts-15-seconds/9602)