How high is it Doctor?

she wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record '

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What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

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What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two."

Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

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How high is it Doctor?

she wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record '

What do you call a group of armpit farters?

A pit orchestra. Bonus: World Record for Armpit Farts in 15s(https://recordsetter.com/world-record/most-armpit-farts-15-seconds/9602)